then father will definitely agree with the way of the quincy❞
❝when you understand your father's heart, and find the thing you want to protect,
if you still want to be a quincy after that...❞
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i need to reread the turn back the pendulum arc.
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
“Shakespeare what are you even doing”
Shakespeare adds “The handsome and lovely” before Shakespeare
Poe deletes; types “The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare”
This relationship yes
“friend” => “secret enemy”
“opinions” => “erroneous articles of faith”
Nietzsche
IN A CHASM.
EDGAR ALLAN POE EVERYONE.
UNDERHILL INDEED.
so one time I went to the flea market right
and I saw one of those body pillow things but it just had a normal image on it
The side I saw was Urahara
and I didnt realize it
Soi Fon on the back
so now side boob soi fon pillow is in my closet forever jfc
LMFAO WAIT
THEY PUT URAHARA AND SOI FON /SUI-FENG ON THE SAME PILLOW??
LFMAO THAT’S SO MEAN POOR SUI-FENG IT’S LIKE AN ETERNITY OF HELL
(alternatively it was made for yoruichi so she could have the best of both worlds as she undoubtedly does, that tom cat)
i literally laughed myself into a headache
I feel like Cora is almost OUAT’s version of Yzma the way her evil plans keep getting longer and more complicated.
“Oh yes! I know! I’ll take her heart and then I’ll put that heart in a box and then I’ll put that box inside another box and then mail it to myself and when it arrives Regina will SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!”
This is forever now my head canon about where she is keeping the Dark One’s dagger
The patented “I’m a lesbian, kid” look. We have all made that face, Michiru. All of us.
what is shinji fucking ikari doing in sailor moon get outta there kid
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUT
m a n g ERI NEFUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON
i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner
definitely the metal gear solid in the corner
This will never not be funny…
omg guys im cryinG THIS GIF LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING REALLY OFFENSIVE AND THEY’RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN *STUNNED SILENCE*
