WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
while we’re at it, go on and enjoy some of the dead
Novelization says Hermann is married
so I checked movie
AND HE WEARS NO RING.
Novelization ain’t real.
My ship sails fine.
Yeah. Also, the novelization is clearly written before the movie was filmed. It describes Hermann as having a German accent and blonde hair. I think they dropped the idea of him being married for the film. Also, he never actually mentions his wife and soon-to-be child in the book. It’s just in a dossier file.
Anonymous asked: Wow. Way to glorify the hatred of men, bitch.
wow i really pissed off some fanboys today!!